It sounds like you guys had a good week. Emily- I actually did have the thought "WHY DIDN'T I GET A LETTER FROM EMILY THIS WEEK!!!!" this week. Thanks a lot, ya little nugget. Just kidding, I'm excited to read your letter whenever it comes. Thanks for writin' me, cutie. Also, good luck with drivers ed. Just remember, the speed limits are usually optional unless there's a cop around. I learned that from mom. Love you and miss you so much. Mom- I'm so sorry you had to be released from your calling. You were the best YW's president this world has ever seen. I did not get your letter yet. I might get it today. I've heard mail is super weird here, so it takes a little time for me to receive things. Brock and Jacey are getting married?! I didn't even know they liked each other ;) Thanks for the freshest gossip. Love you so much, Mom. You're the best. Dad- Or should I say President. Good luck to you. Sounds like you're already having a party and a half. Mom's letting you run speed goat again, huh? Wow, if I remember right, she said "If you ever run this again, you won't be married to me." I think that was two times ago. You got yourself a cool wife. Thanks the funny emails every week, Dad. Love you so much.
Well, folks, I think I'm going to do the quote thing again. It got a lot of good feedback. Apparently I'm a pretty big deal now, and I need to keep my fans happy. So... here's the top 7 quotes of the week:
1.) "Do you guys have a calculator where we can split the price in half?" -The Grocery Store Cashier
Why, yes, cute cashier lady, I do have a calculator. A HANDY DANDY CALCULATOR WATCH ON MY WRIST!! Ha-ha-ha! Best purchase ever. She actually figured out the calculations in her head, but it was a pretty exciting moment for me.
2.) "Have you guys ever heard of a mid-transfer?" -President Brown
Um...no, but I think I know what it means... So, here's some news: I'm being transferred this week. President Brown wants Elders and Sisters in each area, and we're going to be switching with elders on Wednesday. I will be in Bluffton, Ohio next time I email you guys. I don't know our address yet...or anything really. The only things I've heard is that we will be living in a small house with a washer and dryer (Praise the Lord! Hallelujah!) and that there are more cows in Bluffton than people. Holy cow.. Am I right, or am I right? I just can't seem to stay in one place for very long since I've left home. I guess there's people in Bluffton that need Sister Jenkins and I. I'm sad to leave Bowling Green, but I'm so excited for this new adventure.
3.) "Jenkins and Reddish. You two are funny." -Rob
This quote might not seem very funny by just reading it, but you have to picture Rob, a fat guy, no teeth, and a nice big ole butt crack (we call it his coin slot), saying it. It's a little funnier, yeah? Man, I'm going to miss that cute man.
4.) "Ohhhhhh, I wanna dance with somebody!!" -Whitney Houston
Heavenly Father let me hear my favorite song on this whole planet play this week. I really needed that. It's been sad saying goodbye to everybody and stuff. So, thank you, Heavenly Father. And thank you, Whitney Houston. You are queen.
5.) "Soo...do you guys know Mitt Romney?" -Random citizen of Bowling Green named Sarah
Um, no, do you know Mitt Romney, Sarah? People literally think we know every Mormon in the whole world. You have no idea how many times I've heard "Oh, I know a Mormon, there name is ______. Do you know them?" Then you ask them where they live, and they some random state in the United States. Haha, people are the nuttiest.
6.) "HAPPY HALF BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!" -Sister Jenkins and I all day on June 25th
I hope you guys realized that on Saturday it was 6 months until Christmas, therefore, it was Jesus' half birthday. Emily, you know what that means right? Bring out the Christmas music. You're welcome, Dad.
7.) "Please bless that we can shine bright like the fireflies in the grass." -The man saying the closing prayer in sacrament meeting
Amen, my friend. Amen. Best prayer I've ever heard. I just love hearing people pray here. I'm positive Heavenly Father does too. The greatest people live in Ohio. I just love all of them.
Big changes coming this week, but it's all good. President Brown knows what he's doing because Heavenly Father is telling him what to do. I'm going to miss the people we've been teaching and the Bowling Green Ward, but I'm grateful for the chance we have to teach the gospel to all new people. It'll be great. I'll hopefully be emailing you guys on Monday the 4th, but I'm not exactly positive yet. One thing that I am positive on is that I am going to email you guys sometime next week. I promise, Mom.
I want you guys to know that I love this gospel. I loved it before, but I love it more now. We are so lucky to have it.
Thanks for being the best family ever. I love all of you so much. TTYL.
Love,
Sister Reddish
Sister Jenkins is basically my soulmate
Donnie and Peter
Sister Eddington, Stake President's wife
Sister Walbolt and her neighbor
Sister Walbolt