Poop Face...

Hello!! :)
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> Mom- I love all the pictures you sent this week! I think you're getting younger.. you look so good! I sure love you tons and tons. Thanks for the letter and money this week! You're the best! Dad- Great job on the race. You're going to have to teach me how to run again when I get home. All I'm good at now-a-days is eating and pretending to work out at 6:30 in the morning. I love you, Dad!
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> Quotes of the week:
> 1.) "What does it feel like?" "What?" -Sister Grant and I     Every night before I go to bed, all I want is to have a dream about being at Disneyland or going on a bike ride by the Tetons. Ya know, fun stuff. Well, lucky for me, I am only capable of dreaming about missionary things. I literally dream about teaching lessons. One time, I finally had a dream about going to Disneyland with Mom AND I WAS PASSING OUT PASS ALONG CARDS THE WHOLE TIME. Who am I? Anyways, a couple nights ago, I was having a dream about teaching somebody, and in the dream I was trying to get the person to recognize the Holy Ghost without me telling him directly that it was the Holy Ghost. I guess I started teaching him out loud because I woke Sister Grant up. President Brown should have me train one more time. I getting so good at it, I'm doing it in my sleep. HA!!.. that was a lame joke. Sorry.
> 2.) "Could I warm this up a little bit?" -Me    The other day we went to a member's home for dinner. This member has the mental capacity of about a 10 year old, but she's 50 years old. She's pretty sensitive and easily offended, so we have to be careful when we eat there. She made us rice, meat balls  and stuffed peppers. I began eating my meatball and it was like I put semi-cooked ground beef in a bag of uncooked rice. I decided to deal with that problem a little later so I began to cut the stuffed pepper in half. My pepper was stuffed with meat that had not been cooked at all. SO PINK. I thought I was the only one with this problem because Sister Grant had already downed her meatball. For a little while, I was just poking everything on my plate pretending to eat. The member left for a solid minute (tender mercy of the Lord) and during that minute Sister Grant said "My meat is all raw." SHE ATE A WHOLE RAW MEATBALL!! Well, as most of you know, my gag reflex is pretty sensitive, and I began gagging thinking about what Sister Grant had just done. I didn't want to offend the member by asking to use her microwave, but I figured puking all over her table would be more offensive. Well good news, the member didn't get offended, I warmed my plate up in the microwave for 2 million minutes, and Sister Grant was only a little sick yesterday. #blessed
> 3.) "You two can go knock on my neighbors door. They always yell at me.-Some Catholic man     Sister Grant and I are trying to get better at asking for referrals from EVERYBODY. After this random Catholic told us that "he knows Jesus" and didn't want to hear our message, we asked him if he knew anybody who DID want to hear the message. That's when he gave us the crappiest referral to ever happen. Well, the day was coming to close and we needed to get back to our apartment, so we weren't going to contact that referral that night. We began walking to our car (passing his neighbors home) and this man was like "HEY, GIRLS! THAT'S THEIR HOME!!! YOU'RE PASSING IT! GO KNOCK ON IT!!!" To make a lame story short: The people were about as rude as we expected them to be and we went back to the apartment.
> 4.) "Hey, Sister Grant, I think there's a bug on your cheek -Me     Sister Grant and I were out tracting the other day and I looked at her face and there was a green.. something.. on her face. I thought it was a bug. When I told her about it, she began to try and get it off. The green substance smeered all over her face. SHE HAD POOP ON HER FACE, GUYS!! She was like "Wow, I thought it started raining and a rain drop fell on my face; I guess not." I peed on Hasenflu Street. I still laugh when I think about it. A bird freakin' turded on her face. That's hilarious. I love living my life with Sister Grant.
> 5.) "Our Father in Heaven’s love for us, His children, surpasses by far our ability to comprehend." -President Dieter F. Uchtdorf   I love knowing that I have a Father in Heaven that loves me. I know He's aware of each of us and hears our prayers. I'm grateful He loved us enough to give us His Son, and I'm thankful He loved me enough to send me to the Ohio Cleveland Mission. I love my life.
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> Have a blessed week. Peace out.
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> Love,
> Sister Reddish